" ten commandments "

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

1: 1) The Younger The Better

  * e.g.,  ... Omg i just read the sickest thing today on UD man, it was the ten commandments that guy did, totally whack! 

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

2: 2) The Tighter The Better

  * e.g.,  ... Really where they bad? 

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

3: 3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight 

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

4: 4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed

  * e.g.,  ... Will do bro, will do 

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

5: 5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

6: 6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

7: 7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

8: 8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

9: 9) If It Hurts, It Works

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

10: 10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

11: ***ADDITIONAL***

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

12: 11) Some Can, Some Can't

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13: 12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

14: IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

15: PEACE

 [ "Ten Commandments of Dating" ]

1:  Thou shalt not date friends of friends Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges. 10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied

  * e.g.,  ... Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward its pretty tactless and impersonal Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people. infidelity is a dick move (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred. 10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one. 

 [ "broke as the ten commandments" ]

1: Having no available cash to spend

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?' 

 [ "Ten Crack Commandments" ]

1: Notorious B.I.G.'s Ten Crack Commandments in plain English 1) Don't let anyone know how much money you have. It'll make people jealous and want to steal it from you. 2) Don't let anyone know what you're doing next. People will use this knowledge to rob you and hurt you. 3) Don't trust anyone. Even your mother would betray you for the money that'll be in it. 4) Don't take your own crack. 5) Don't sell crack around the area you live in, not even if it's the biggest crack order known to man - it's not worth it. 6) Don't give credit. A crackhead will NEVER pay you back. 7) Keep your family and business completely separate. 8) Don't carry crack on you. You will almost definitely get robbed if you don't follow this commandment. 9) Stay away from the police at all times. If people think you're a snitch then they won't listen to your excuses and it will not only destroy your business but people will probably try to kill you. 10) If you don't have people to sell your crack to in the first place, don't buy any to sell on. Your suppliers won't care whether you sell it or not, they'll take their money from you.

  * e.g.,  ... See Ten Crack Commandments - Notorious B.I.G. 

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

1: Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.

  * e.g.,  ... Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well. 

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

2: Never let no one know

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

3: How much,dough you hold.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

4: Never let em know your next move.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

5: Never trust nobody.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

6: Never get high, on your own supply.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

7: Never sell no crack where you rest at.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

8: That God damn credit, dead it.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

9: Keep your family and business completely seperated.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

10: Never keep no weight on you.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

11: If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

12: 10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.

 [ "TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS" ]

13: Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

1: One: Never let anyone know how much money you have. Money makes people jealous, and if someone screwed up and lost theirs, they are gonna come after you.

  * e.g.,  ... The Ten Crack Commandments by The Notorious B.I.G. 

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

2: Two: Never let anyone know your next move. Take it from him, he'll sprays bullets at people with weed and money.

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

3: Three: Never trust anyone. Your mom will set you up and play with your head. For any source of money, she will act like nothing's up and then screw you over.

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

4: Four: Never get high on your own weed or coke.

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

5: Five: Never sell your stuff where you live. It doesn't matter how much they want, tell them to leave.

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

6: Six: Don't let your consumers buy without cash; they won't pay you back.

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

7: Seven: Don't involve your family in your crack-selling business. Money and blood don't mix like homosexuals, and if you do decide to do this you will find yourself in serious trouble.

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

8: Eight: Never keep anything that could ultimately hurt you on yourself. The people you trust could turn on you and try to take over your spot.

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

9: Nine: If you are taking a break from selling, don't hang around with police. If others in the business see you doing this, they won't care what you say and will break into your house to beat you up.

 [ "The Ten Crack Commandments" ]

10: Ten: Make sure you know who you are trusting your money with. If you give your money to someone who isn't going to be responsible with it and lose it, the people who sell you the crack are going to want their money no matter what the weather outside is like.

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

1: Some lines Biggie stole from Tony Montana's boss Mr. Lopez from the greatest Mafioso movie of all time, SCARFACE. Respect to Biggie still, but it seems Little Kim ripped off SCARFACE as well with the song Money, Power n' Respect. Was this a Badboy Records trend back then or what?

  * e.g.,  ... Bigups to Al Pacino for playing the role so well. No one could have done it better 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

1: The Ten Crack Commandments Translated in to the Queens English:

  * e.g.,  ... The Ten Crack Commandments are: 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

2: Rule name one: Always let somebody know how much money you have, because money makes people jealous especially if that man is not ok, he will mug you.

  * e.g.,  ... Rule nombre uno: never let no one know 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

3: Number two: Never let them know where you’re going. Criminals are apt to be silent or violent.

  * e.g.,  ... how much, dough you hold, cause you know 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

4: Take it from her majesty Queen Elizabeth II (oh yeah)

  * e.g.,  ... The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

5: I have squeezed crazy paper clips at some felines for building materials and potato snacks.

  * e.g.,  ... if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

6: Number three: Always trust somebody.

  * e.g.,  ... Number two: never let em know your next move 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

7: Your mother will set up the donkey, that’ll be really funny.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

8: Youths have a tendency to hide their faces, shit, to make some money quickly.

  * e.g.,  ... Take it from your highness (uh-huh) 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

9: Your mother will be doing some gardening to give the donkey some good lighting.

  * e.g.,  ... I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

10: Number four: You have heard this before. Do not take the drugs you are planning on selling

  * e.g.,  ... Number three: never trust no-bo-dy 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

11: Number five: Always sell drugs in your bed.

  * e.g.,  ... Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

12: If someone desires an ounce, request them to impersonate a space hopper

  * e.g.,  ... Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

13: Number six: That almighty damned loan, don’t allow it to happen. Do you believe a drug addict will meet his monthly repayments? Shit, I don’t think he will.

  * e.g.,  ... she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

14: Seven: This rule is normally given a bad score. Keep your family and your business completely separate.

  * e.g.,  ... Number four: know you heard this before 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

15: Money and blood do not go together, much like a pair of penises without a vagina. You could find yourself enjoying anal sex with another man.

  * e.g.,  ... Never get high, on your own supply 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

16: Number eight: Maintain a trim figure

  * e.g.,  ... Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

17: Felines that use your weaponry can also work 9-5

  * e.g.,  ... I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

18: Number nine should have been the first one in my opinion.

  * e.g.,  ... Number six: that god damn credit, dead it 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

19: If you are not getting any carriage reciprocals I would advise staying at distance from the law enforcement officers.

  * e.g.,  ... You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

20: If African Americans believe you are an informer they will not believe your denial, seated in the kitchen waiting to kill you

  * e.g.,  ... Seven: this rule is so underrated 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

21: Number ten: A strong word named delivery.

  * e.g.,  ... Keep your family and business completely seperated 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

22: Only for men who are not dead, not for those who have just started college.

  * e.g.,  ... Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

23: If you haven’t got any customers then say no thank you

  * e.g.,  ... Find yourself in serious shit 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

24: Because they are going to want their money whatever the weather conditions.

  * e.g.,  ... Number eight: never keep no weight on you 

 [ "ten crack commandments" ]

25: The orignal lyrics are below.

  * e.g.,  ... Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too 

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

1: Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action. Number two:

  * e.g.,  ... Fight me Fine 

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

2: If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned. Number three:

  * e.g.,  ... Ok 

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

3: Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots. Number four:

  * e.g.,  ... We have to use the ten duel commandments Sure 

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

4: If they don't reach a peace, that's alright

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

5: Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

6: Five:

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

7: Duel before the sun is in the sky,

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

8: Pick a place to die where it's high and dry. Number six:

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

9: Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in. Seven:

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

10: Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent. Number eight:

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

11: Your last chance to negotiate

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

12: Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight. Number nine:

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

13: Look him in the eye, aim no higher.

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

14: Summon all the courage you require.

 [ "The Ten Duel Commandments" ]

15: Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

1:  be gay do crime

  * e.g.,  ... “it’s the ten commandments duel” 

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

2:  sweater weather

  * e.g.,  ... “number one” 

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

3:  they look so pretty it hurts

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

4:  dreamnotfound

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5:  yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

6:  66

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7:  clear phone case

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

8:  cuffed jeans

 [ "The Ten Commandments" ]

9:  elsa 10. cottage in the woods